Bananaman Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 > Why It's Great To Be A Guy > > 1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. > 2- Your orgasms are real. Always. > 3- Your last name stays put. > 4- The garage is all yours. > 5- Wedding plans take care of themselves. > 6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid. > 7- Car mechanics tell you the truth. > 8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut. > 9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area. > 10- Same work, more pay. > 11- Wrinkles add character. > 12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments. > 13- Wedding dress £2,000.00; Tux rental £100.00 > 14- If you retain water, it's in a canteen. > 15- People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them. > 16- New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. > 17- One mood, all the damn time. > 18- Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds. > 19- A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase. > 20- You can open all your own jars. > 21- You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. > 22- Your underwear is £10.00 for a three-pack. > 23- If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. > 24- You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger's seat. > 25- Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. > 26- You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "he must be mad at me". > 27- No maxi-pads.' > 28- If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends. > 29- You are not expected to know the names of more than five colours. > 30- You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. > 31- You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes. > 32- The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. > 33- Your belly usually hides your big hips. > 34- One wallet and one pair of shoes, one colour, all seasons. > 35- You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife. > 36- Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in minutes. > 37- The world is your urinal. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve wilson Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 LOL Thats great but wait til the women read it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidersurfer Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Coombes Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 If you are 34 and single, nobody notices. I'll let you know in a few years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted November 10, 2004 Share Posted November 10, 2004 And we can write our name in the snow while p*ss*ing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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