Coxy Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Three blondes were walking in the woods one day, chatting away about blonde things, when suddenly they came upon a river, a veritable raging torrent. "How are we to get across this" they wailed, staring hopelessly at the seething waters. "I wish I was ten times cleverer, then I'm sure I could think of a way to get across." complained the first Blonde. Luckily, and unbeknownst to her, she was standing under the magic wish-tree, who heard her cry and granted her wish! Instantly, she turned into a Redhead, and became ten times cleverer. "I know," she said. "'l'll swing over the river on that vine." With that, she leaped on to the vine and swung agilely across. "Wow," thought the second Blonde, having witnessed her friends magical intellectual elevation. "I wish I was a hundred time cleverer, then perhaps I could get across too." Instantly she turned into a Brunette and became a hundred times cleverer. "I know." she said, suddenly enlightened. "I'll make a raft from that spare wood over there, and bind it with vine, and I can get across too." So she built the raft, carefully lashed it together, and paddled across; not even getting her brown tresses damp. "Wow and twice wow." thought the third Blonde, having witnessed these miracles. "I wish I was a thousand times cleverer, then I could get across too." she said. Instantly she turned into a man and walked across the bridge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Podmore Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Normal service resumed on here now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frau Vesty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 I hope not - I find that joke thoroughly degrading to women. There is such a thing as an intelligent blonde you know. These sort of social stereotypes only seek to increase prejudice and social exclusion in our society Edit: PS Coxy, are you blonde? You posted it twice, why not delete the other thread completely? Right down at the very very bottom of the page, when you are logged in, you will find a "delete " link... Frau Vesty (brunette...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coxy Posted November 2, 2004 Author Share Posted November 2, 2004 Time of the month?? (Runs for cover...) Edit: already edited second copy and apologised and I dare not delete it now for fear of more riducule from Frau Vesty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterg Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 strictly speaking it's degrading to women regardless of hair colour but as we're mostly men on here (with a few notable exceptions) IMHO that's OK 'cos I bet there's plently of 'guy' jokes on the interweb somewhere....now repeat the Blatman chant 'do a search', 'do a search', 'do a search'...... ah yes, here we are.... jokes about men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Podmore Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 These sort of social stereotypes only seek to increase prejudice and social exclusion in our society Blimey, that Swiss air is having strange effects. The jokes still better than comments relating to Japanese history etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblondie Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 oi !!!!!!!!!!! ..... whats with the blonde bashing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frau Vesty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Blimey, that Swiss air is having strange effects. Now where's that rolley-eyed emoticon when you need it... I WAS JOKING (now don't get all upset because I shouted, will you ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblondie Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 ok..... i shall be poliitically correct to everyone except ducks .....doubt if there are any here A Duck walks into a bar and says to the Barman "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf, we haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frau Vesty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 ok..... i shall be poliitically correct to everyone except ducks .....doubt if there are any here Wanna bet... clicky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrblondie Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 ok will reprase that then ... there's prob more blondes than ducks here if they come out the closet and be counted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Podmore Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Blimey, that Swiss air is having strange effects. Now where's that rolley-eyed emoticon when you need it... I WAS JOKING (now don't get all upset because I shouted, will you ) Yeah, right! I'm not upset, I'm This is better than work..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adhawkins Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 This is better than work..... At the moment, so is banging my head against any solid object... Did you have a point? Andy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Podmore Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 Did you have a point? Yeah, this is better than work but I should be working! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frau Vesty Posted November 2, 2004 Share Posted November 2, 2004 *does little tap dance* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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