Liam Posted October 26, 2004 Share Posted October 26, 2004 Some exchanges recorded by court reporters in American courts Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? __ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then is it possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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