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The function of a computer expert is not to be right more often, but to be wrong for more sophisticated reasons.

This system will cut your workload by 50%.

Great, I'll have 2.

"Out of site, out of mind" when translated into Russian and back means "invisible maniac"

I remember when Open Architecture was when the builder forgot to put the roof on.

If a system is of sufficient complexity, it will be built before it is designed, implemented before it is tested and outdated before it is debugged.

Transpose complexity with cost.

Systems come it two varieties, the prototype and the obsolete.

I bought PGA Golf for my PC. I dont play it, I just look for lost balls so I can sell them on line.

Rolf's law of state-of-the-art technology:

If you understand it, its obsolete.

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