Are you a Westfield Jessie?

[Phssthpok]

....the process of Jessification is a subtle one. You start off with all the itentions of being a well 'ard Westfield owner/driver and end up making Dale Winterton look butch. If you answer "yes" to five or more of the following you can award yourself an honorary Jessie accolade

.....do you drive your Westfield less than 10,000 miles per annum?

.....do you clean your Westfield even if it's not dirty?

.....do you wear a baseball hat back to front?

.....do you have leather seats?

.....do you wear a flying helmet?

.....did you buy your car ready built?

.....did you buy a Westfield shortly after noticing your hair was thinning?

.....do you really wish you could have afforded a Catterham?

.....do you tell people you built your Westfield when you really didn’t?

.....do you have 15” rims on your Westfield?  

.....do you use your “other” car if it's raining?

.....do you pay someone to change your Westfield's oil?

.....do you visit Halfrauds to browse?

.....do you wear a "Westfield" hat or sweat shirt?

.....do you drive with side-screens?

.....did you have an radio/CD player in your Westfield?

.....do you own a bandanna?

.....did you spend more on chrome than on your brakes?

.....do you tell people you own a Westfield within the first half-hour of meeting them?

.....do you furtively glance at your reflection when pulled up by shop Windows?

.....do you have more than 2 pictures of yourself in the Westfield?

[Bob Green]

Dale... Dale.  You know, that name has a ring to it (pardon the pun).  But lets face it, it is better that Bob!

I'll get my nitrate.

[DarrenRav]

.....do you have more than 2 pictures of yourself in the Westfield?

does having more than two pictures of yourself on a fatboy count  

[stu999]

does having more than two pictures of yourself on a fatboy count

Fatboy, thin bloke, whatever takes your fancy.....          

[DarrenRav]

Stu I think you missed this one

see here

[catflap]

wear a helmet on the road

Only drive it on track

Honestly say that the only one i am guilty of is buying it build (second hand)

[gadrego]

Four, dangerously close to Jessiedom.  Time to put away the polish, start racking up the miles and pull it to bits and build it from scratch.

[studbuckle]

 5 and only missed on 6 because of '.....do you have 15” rims on your Westfield? ' and mine are 16"