Blatman Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Do this amazing mathematics exercise. It will take only 20 seconds. What you have to do is to follow the instructions. Do not read the outcome before having made all the calculations, ok? Let's start! 1. Decide the number of times you wish to make love during one week. 2. Multiply this number by 50. 3. Add to the result 44. 4. Then, multiply by 200. 5. If, this year, you have already celebrated your birthday, add 104. If you have not celebrated it yet add 103. 6. Last step: to the result you have obtained, subtract your birth year (for example, subtract 1968, 1973, etc.). Once you have made the subtraction, you should have a number with five figures. So: The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. Is it correct? But it is not all. . . . . . The last two figures correspond to your age. But the best has still to came...... . . . . . . . The second and the third figure point out THE POSITION YOU LIKE THE MOST WHILE YOU ARE MAKING LOVE!! This 'mathematics curiosity' works only for this year (2004), therefore send it to your friends as soon as possible! Something good WILL happen to you. Get ready for 'shots' for life! Today is 'National Kiss Day'. *Picks up phone* *Calls Blatgirl* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Westy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Small point of order to please the pedants: The first of the five figures points out the number of nights per week you wish to make love. No it doesn't - the question asks how many times, not how many nights... It works regardless though, but you end up with a six figure number at the end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oioi Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 mrs westy - if i was westy with you having that nice new avatar i would be really worried as it just makes me think of vasecotomies... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 That's funny, 'cos with Mrs Westy's clearly huge sexual appetite and with Westy away, I think of something entirely different... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Westy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Hehehe the avatar is just a little private joke. Those in the know, know what it is about. Sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Either Westy has had the snip, or he shaves his b*lls.... Or Mrs Westy has had the snip and she sha... well.... er..... ahem..... TAXI.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Westy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Nice try but no.. you'll never guess so don't worry your little head about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted October 12, 2004 Author Share Posted October 12, 2004 Worrying wasn't was I was doing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve wilson Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 How the hxxl does that work. For me its 46932. Im baffled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I don't geddit (geddit) I ended up with four figure number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 I got a headache after No5. Went and had a little lie down. All better now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geelhoed Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Math is to Physics as Masturbation is to Sex This is one of the math trivia you always see, it's quite easy actually: say X is the number of times you'd like to have sex in a week then 1. 50X "times 50" 2. 50X+44 "add 44" 3. 10000X+8800 "times 200" 4. 10000X+8800+104 "add 103 or 104" 5. 10000X+8800+104-1975 "subtract your year of birth" can also be written as 10000X + 6900 + (2004 -1975) Let's now take a look at the digits the first one is only determined by 10000X which obviously is the number of times you'd like to have sex with four zeros behind it, it therefor does not inluence the other digits To calculate your age you would have to calculate the difference between the current year and the year of your birth so 2004-1975 which form the last two digits (as long as you're youger than a ton) it directly follows that the second and third are 69 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldman Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 How about this then....XXXX = Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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