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Use of the 'F' word


Fat Albert

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When is it acceptable to use @#$% ? There are 12 times in modern history where the use of the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:-

12. " What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking ?"--capt. E. J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

11. "What the @#$% was that ? " --Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

10. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from ?" --General George Custer , 1877

9. "Any @#$%ing idiot can understand that ! "-- Albert Einstein, 1938

8. " It does so @#$%ing look like her !" -- Pablo Picasso, 1926

7. "How the @#$% did you work that out ? "-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

6. "You want WHAT on your @#$%ing ceiling ? " -- Michelangelo, 1566

5. " Where the @#$% are we ?"-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

4. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass ! "-- Noah, 4314 BC

3. "Aw, c'mon, who the @#$% is going to find out" -- Bill Clinton , 1998

2. "Geez, I did'nt think they'd get this @#$%ing mad !" --Saddam Hussein, 2003

and a drum roll please...............

1. "No, I don't know where the @#$%  it is !"-- Her In Doors, 2004

Last quote is verbatim yesterday !

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All so true, or as they say up here

"FFT" (fan-f$+£ing-tastic) :D

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Never mind Cheddar,wot about that t*at in Scunthorpe :zzz:

Easy this is a family show! but very cunning  :D  :D  :D  :D

Buzz

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