Buzz Billsberry Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 How to make a woman happy? It's really not difficult... To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be : 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a gynaecologist 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organiser 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 44. give her compliments regularly 45. love shopping 46. be honest 47. be very rich 48. not stress her out 49. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 53. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. ******* him 2. Leave him in peace 3. Give him beer I thank you Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Westy Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. ******* him 2. Leave him in peace 3. Give him beer LOL that sounds familiar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Westfields Rock On Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 holy s**t. that is so true! now.............. to get me a woman. Theres enough of Jack to go around ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul M Posted October 3, 2004 Share Posted October 3, 2004 Think you've got the order wrong for the last 3 Buzz. The Correct sequence is, 1. Give him beer 2. ******* Him 3. leave him alone. I'll get me coat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 Having looked through the list---------------------- God my wife's lucky David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted October 4, 2004 Author Share Posted October 4, 2004 Think you've got the order wrong for the last 3 Buzz.The Correct sequence is, 1. Give him beer 2. ******* Him 3. leave him alone. I'll get me coat. That rota may work for you Paul u heathen, but I'm the old fashioned type of gentlemen and the romantic in me dictates my sequence Then at least I can get out with my mates for more beer!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Quote (Buzz Billsberry @ Oct. 03 2004,19:17) HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. ******* him 2. Leave him in peace 3. Give him beer LOL that sounds familiar ]I must admit I was worried of Mrs W response when I put this on the listing,been a feminist and all that. I thought I'd be in for some verbal abuse! I was gonna put 'tong lashing' but the connotations of such a statement would have had an uprising of obscenity from the Poltically Incorrect section of the WSCC society...u know the perverts Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted October 4, 2004 Share Posted October 4, 2004 HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY : 1. ******* him 2. Leave him in peace 3. Give him beer LOL that sounds familiar ding [+] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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