Please help me!

[oioi]

no - its blatman that tells us to do a search, andy just tells us where we can stick out pictures  

[neilwillis]

Andy, can you send a few train pictures for the WSCC calendar?

It's a warning to us all though, don't tell the missus anything!   I can just see some of my secret hobbies ending up in a thread like this, and I don't like that one little bit

[oioi]

It's a warning to us all though, don't tell the missus anything!   I can just see some of my secret hobbies ending up in a thread like this, and I don't like that one little bit

now that is a challenge.

wots her email address?

who knows mrs neilwillis well enough to phone her up?

I tell you what why dont we all start guessing and see what we come up with    

tell us when we are on the right track

Ill go first

neilwillis sits outside airports looking at planes and will never go to greece on holiday again

close

     

[neilwillis]

Nope not a plane spotter!

[Mark Purves]

Neil Willis

Sits in coach stations with his mac and sandwich box.

   

[neilwillis]

Cor look at that double decker!

Nice try, but nope!

[david.c]

Neil spends many hours admiring the durable stitching on the latest range of Westfield merchandise      

David

P.S. Lets not forget this is Andy's thread................lets keep it on TRACK  

[neilwillis]

I'll get my coat

[IanHB]

The evidence points to Luned having access to the necessary passwords to prevent 'Chopper' from reading the thread.

After all, she wants to save her marriage, which would be in grave danger if Andy were to read the thread and see who started it  

7SE

[Mat Jackson]

Didn`t realise Andy couldn`t read this thread.  That makes some of the comments in the other threads even funnier!!!!!!!!1

[david.c]

So is he being baited elsewhere?    

David

[Mark Stanton]

oh yes          

There's a lot more "lines" being delivered       he's been "spotted" elsewhere          

[welsh wizard]

If I can help out

I have just advertised my car in the for sale section that Andy is intrested in.

It may be the solution to your problem

As a bonus its Purple which I think would look great rather than yellow     No one has ever seen a purple train now have they    

I think he's spotted your advert.

I guess all I can do is let him buy it! At least then he won't have any money to buy the "train joystick".

Luned

[Crash Override]

He can't buy the train joystick thingy cos he hasn't got room on the computer desk; what with the keyboard,mouse, steering wheel (and pedals on the floor) and the joystick (for flying planes).

If he says he's off down the diy store don't let him go as he is probably of to size up some ply/mdf wood in order to make his desktop bigger so he can get the train joystick on.

[adhawkins]

Perhaps it's all a big double bluff and he's reading this and chuckling...

Nah, he'd never keep it going for this long...

Andy