Wots your occupation

[Phil. S]

How does it go?

"Emanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable........"

"...Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar

Who could think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume

Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel, [some versions have 'Schopenhauer and Hegel']

And Wittgenstein was a beery swine

Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nietzche couldn't teach ya

'Bout the raising of the wrist.

Socrates, himself, was permanently p********.

John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,

On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.

Plato, they say, could stick it away--

Half a crate of whisky every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a b******* for the bottle.

Hobbes was fond of his dram,

And René Descartes was a drunken fart.

'I drink, therefore I am.'

Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed,

A lovely little thinker,

But a b******* when he's p********."

[Mark19800_0]

I'm a Quality Engineer working for Airbus U.K at Broughton

[rossi]

Right, apart from being a professional scouser my main occupation is SMQ which is such a great job i can only reveal its initials for fear of all you b*******s coming to liverpool and trying to nick my job!  

[Lordbenny]

I sell cutting edge dance records (Remember them?) in soho, london, England!

[Animal]

Im in the double glazing industry!!

You love me rearly.

[Charlie - Yorksboys.]

Right, apart from being a professional scouser my main occupation is SMQ which is such a great job i can only reveal its initials for fear of all you b*******s coming to liverpool and trying to nick my job!  

Scouser with a job????   , - Are you having a laugh!!!!    

Got to be something to do with McDonalds!!!, - or maybe car ringing???          

[leighc]

I'm an Assistant Accountant, which surprisingly is quite interesting.

Sometimes

[wookie]

and then the paint dries

[pistonbroke]

I'm an Assistant Accountant, which surprisingly is quite interesting.

Sometimes

so you "help" someone to watch paint dry  

[Robandcolin]

I'm a Buyer for a company who make Black box flight recorders (there actually orange) we also make position sensors that are used on F1 cars. WRC cars most aeroplanes military and civillian and Diggers  

Gonna PM me trying to sell me something. Don't even think about it!!!!  

Rob

Me Dad Colin

Is in charge of organising Fanborough Air Show.

Free tickets hmmmm maybe.  

[Darren B]

Me Dad Colin

Is in charge of organising Fanborough Air Show.

Free tickets hmmmm maybe.  

Sounds like a ideal blat out for next year

Darren

[Tigger]

Another boring I.T. engineer doing mobile deskside support, and I've just found out reading this post that I work for the same company as j30fos - lol

You break em, we fix em, Well most of the time anyway

Thanks to Mr gates for giving me a job -

Tigger

[Robandcolin]

Sounds like a ideal blat out for next year

Darren

Westfield parade down the runway.

[blankczechbook]

mountain bike shops for too long. Now living abroad - diagnostics/repair of trucks/trailers abs/ebs & heaters and storeman.(in our family business)

i'll try to convince the rest of the family that a set of rollers is a good idea for brake testing lorries - can they be used for other things then??? hmmmmmm:D

[steve_m]

I'm an IT Manager of sorts but I feel like a Nanny at the moment, anybody for a job swap for a week ?  Bring some nappies and bibs !