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Who has the best signature?


Major Stare

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Mine is :-

"My dad once said to me..........."save your money for a rainy day"........so i have......... i bought a Westfield with no roof and now no windscreen !!!! "

Rob Navins:-

"If Carlsberg were to build Westfields they would be cream and have Mass X-flows in them...

Probably "

???

Also like Boxerman33:-

"No it wont tip over and yes it is meant to go sideways darling!!!! "

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I've always been quite partial to mine...

Althought however has "24 Hours in a day... 24 Cans in a crate... Coincdence? I think not" has a certain appeal. :D

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Outside a dog, a man's best friend is a book.

Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. :p

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As far as mottos are concerned, the one above my avatar is borrowed from the French navy. Read it out loud and you'll see why ... :D

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"Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are."

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."

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I forget the chaps name, but the signature about playthings and tits is by far the best. :D
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