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Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Woman who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

100 women are not worth a single testicle

Virginity like bubble, one dangler, all gone.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Man who stick dick in cookie jar f@&king crackers.

Man with dick in till coming in to money.

Man who makes love with woman on ground will have piece on earth.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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