Coast2Coast Caption Competition

[chrisbin]

"Brrrrrrrm, brrrrrmmmmm, brrrrrrrrrrmmm.........eh? What's that Lucy?"

[oioi]

"First my wing, then my watch - Now they nicked my F~£$#*g SCOOTER!"

good call!  perhaps though he was saying

"and this is what my scooter used to go like"

[Peter Cox]

German army buys fast attack vehicles from Bonny Langford.

[sedsy]

I used to be able to pull my old shorts out to about here until i went on the atkins diet !!  Is that at sausage in your hand? i`m hungry !

[neilwillis]

For goodness sake dad, stop embarassing me, everyone's watching!

[Mike H]

"Yeah dad......whatever!  Can't you see I'm doing my nails."

[Guest]

No. you are not going to paint my nails!

[Turbo Tommo]

Right, I'll put all the luggage and the cycle wing in the passenger seat, you get on your skateboard and hold on to the tow line like this.........

[oldman]

STIFF FOUND ON YORKSHIRE MOORS !

[sedsy]

Hey do you like my jeremy beadle impression??

Shall i get my coat??

[ROC]

Hurry up with that hip flask Lucy, I need to steady my hands!

[alan dixon]

Are the nuts in my hands from the left broken cycle wing or the right broken cycle wing

[alan dixon]

How to make a cycle wing disappear

"Now you see it now you don't",

Now thats what you call magic  

[JonnyBoy]

Lucy tried everything to remove the bits of dash embedded in mikes white knuckle grasp after letting his daughter drive.

[neilb]

Remember Lucy if that lad talks to you again lead with the left and then hit him hard with the right!  Float like a bee sting like a butterfly!!!