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Mike Dixon - "If that pocket billiard lad thinks I'm going to let him talk to a daughter of mine he's got another thing coming."
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"Look you can see where I scraped my knuckles trying to catch that cycle wing!"
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Look dad, just give me the bl**** money....
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"lucy wandered why mum had insisted she made dad wear the handcuffs"
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".....and if he tries anything, grab his nuts and do this....."
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pocket billiard man is thinking nice sunny family friendly westfield thoughts....

edited to protect the guilty :)

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NOT a caption.

I think we need to be careful this doesn't degenerate any further. :0

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i stopped short of what i was really thinking... ;)???;)

captions can be thought bubbles cant they - private eye covers as an example

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well said Blatman..... this is a family show ;):)
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Well, it was.....
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"Paper, rock, scissors.........damn lost again!"

"Look Lucy, it's only a couple of spiders in my hands, dont' be scared"

"And Scott said if I put my arms out like this when the wing came off it would really help, after all, he should know"

"Oh Dad I can't believe it!!  I've opened your wallet & you caught the moths for the second time today" :)

"I know Mum said you're 'careful' with money, but making me choose which hand the fiver is in is a bit much!"

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" If you guess which hand the keys are in you can drive........... :oops: "

Obviousley the keys are in his pocket NOT his hand...... :D  :p

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"Come on Dad, you better get in practice putting the handcuffs on, you know your bound to get in trouble with the French Police when you go to LeMans........ :devil:  :D "

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"Listen Dad, I don't care that how many stones, my paper says you lost...

Now you go and rip that bl&$dy England flag off the yellow Westy"

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"I was thinking of tatoos on each hand.....West & Fiel..... damn not enough knuckles!"
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"What are in my hands............my balls of steel of course"

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