Major Stare Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it! The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.! A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu999 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 A cat's urine glows under a black light. Dumb question time: What the hell is a black light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Something from the dark side Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Stare Posted July 6, 2004 Author Share Posted July 6, 2004 Is it a lightbulb that glows black in day light? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Black light is the tech term for those annoying UV lights they have in discos that show up yer white socks, and all that fluff on yer black tank top.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Stare Posted July 6, 2004 Author Share Posted July 6, 2004 So, was this amazing fact noticed when a cat p!ssed on the dance floor way back in the 80's??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu999 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Black light is the tech term for those annoying UV lights they have in discos that show up yer white socks, and all that fluff on yer black tank top.... Having never been to a disco wearing white socks and a black tank top, I wouldnt know. But thanks for the info Blatters... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Override Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 What the hell is a black light? Have you never seen Gone in 60 seconds? Blatmans got it, Ultra Violet light. A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) Yeah but would you really want the cork screw knob to go with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu999 Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Have you never seen Gone in 60 seconds? Blatmans got it, Ultra Violet light. What bit of the film was that then? I remember Angelina Jolie Mmmm, Angelina Jolie.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Override Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 What bit of the film was that then? They use Black light (UV) to reading the shopping list on the black board at the start of the film, watch it again and you'll pick it up.Mmmm, Angelina Jolie.... She can play with my gearstick anytime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitchamidilly Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Are you sure that cat did't p155 on your tank top? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted July 6, 2004 Share Posted July 6, 2004 Possibly. I still wore it though. I'd heard that the pheromones attracted girls.... Having never been to a disco wearing white socks and a black tank top, I wouldnt know. I'm a child of the late 70's/early 80's. Tank tops, high waist band trousers, deeley boppers, ra-ra skirts, boob tubes, tea bag tops.....and that was just my wardrobe..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 ra-ra skirts, boob tubes Blatters now your worrying me.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 Black light is the tech term for those annoying UV lights they have in discos Thats Soooo Seventies, Is it still like that in London then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted July 7, 2004 Share Posted July 7, 2004 ra-ra skirts, boob tubes Blatters now your worrying me.... I think Blatman's got a second weekend hobby he needs to tell us about... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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