Buzz Billsberry Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 In a train carriage there were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular >looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. > >After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark >tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. > >When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his >cheek. > >The blonde thought - "That French son of a b***h wanted to touch me and, >by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn, must >have slapped his face" > >The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the >blonde and she smacked him". > >The Frenchman thought - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde >and by mistake she slapped me". > >The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can >smack that French tw*t again". I thank You Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Green Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crash Override Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 I like it, I like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Algar - Competition Secretary Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrevP Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke2 Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Very funny Anglese Bastion Viva la revolutions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug D. Posted June 29, 2004 Share Posted June 29, 2004 Excellent one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted June 30, 2004 Author Share Posted June 30, 2004 Very funny Anglese Bastion Viva la revolutions! 'Anglese Bastion' isn't this a pub @ Le-Man where all the brummies hang out?? Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke2 Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 "No" Its a pub on the Isle of Man where all the Bikers hang out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted June 30, 2004 Share Posted June 30, 2004 That's yer best one yet Mr B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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