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In a train carriage there were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular

>looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady.

>

>After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark

>tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

>

>When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his

>cheek.

>

>The blonde thought - "That French son of a b***h wanted to touch me and,

>by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn, must

>have slapped his face"

>

>The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the

>blonde and she smacked him".

>

>The Frenchman thought - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde

>and by mistake she slapped me".

>

>The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can

>smack that French tw*t again".

I thank You

Buzz  :blush:

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I like it, I like it :D  :D  :D  :D
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:D  :D  :D  :D  :D
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Yes!
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Very funny  

Anglese Bastion

Viva la revolutions!  :D:D:D:D:D:D

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Very funny  

Anglese Bastion

Viva la revolutions!  :D:D:D:D:D:D

'Anglese Bastion' isn't this a pub @ Le-Man where all the brummies hang out??  :p

Buzz

Posted

"No" Its a pub on the Isle of Man where all the Bikers hang out.

          :p:p:p

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That's yer best one yet Mr B  :D  :D  :D

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