Buzz Billsberry Posted June 29, 2004 Posted June 29, 2004 In a train carriage there were an Englishman, a Frenchman, a spectacular >looking blonde woman and a frightfully awful looking fat lady. > >After several minutes of the trip the train happens to pass through a dark >tunnel, and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard. > >When they leave the tunnel, the Frenchman had a big red slap mark on his >cheek. > >The blonde thought - "That French son of a b***h wanted to touch me and, >by mistake, he must have put his hand on the fat lady, who in turn, must >have slapped his face" > >The fat lady thought - "This dirty old Frenchman laid his hands on the >blonde and she smacked him". > >The Frenchman thought - "That dirty Englishman put his hand on that blonde >and by mistake she slapped me". > >The Englishman thought - "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can >smack that French tw*t again". I thank You Buzz Quote
pistonbroke2 Posted June 29, 2004 Posted June 29, 2004 Very funny Anglese Bastion Viva la revolutions! Quote
Buzz Billsberry Posted June 30, 2004 Author Posted June 30, 2004 Very funny Anglese Bastion Viva la revolutions! 'Anglese Bastion' isn't this a pub @ Le-Man where all the brummies hang out?? Buzz Quote
pistonbroke2 Posted June 30, 2004 Posted June 30, 2004 "No" Its a pub on the Isle of Man where all the Bikers hang out. Quote
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