chrisbin Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 > > 1. I've smoked fatter joints than that. > 2. Ahhhh, it's cute. > 3. Why don't we just cuddle? > 4. You know they have surgery to fix that. > 5. Make it dance. > 6. Can I paint a smiley face on it? > 7. Wow, and your feet are so big. > 8. It's OK, we'll work around it. > 9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? > 10. Oh no... a flash headache. > 11. (giggle and point) > 12. Can I be honest with you? > 13. How sweet, you brought incense. > 14. This explains your car. > 15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow. > 16. Why is God punishing me? > 17. At least this won't take long. > 18. I never saw one like that before. > 19. But it still works, right? > 20. It looks so unused. > 21. Maybe it looks better in natural light. > 22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes? > 23. Are you cold? > 24. If you get me real drunk first. > 25. Is that an optical illusion? > 26. What is that? > 27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents. > 28. Does it come with an air pump? > 29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality. > 30. I guess this makes me the early bird. Quote
DMS Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 Chris - was it just the one female who said all these things to you or is this your lifelong collection? Quote
chrisbin Posted May 14, 2003 Author Posted May 14, 2003 Chris - was it just the one female who said all these things to you or is this your lifelong collection? Ouch!!!! [mutter] try to perform a public service and all you get back is abuse[/mutter] Quote
DMS Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 [mutter] try to perform a public service and all you get back is abuse[/mutter] I was going to say "I didn't realise you'd been speaking to my wife" but decided that third party abuse is far more fun than self-derogation 33. When she turns the TV on mid way through..... Quote
neilwillis Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 When her legs wrap round you and you think you're doing OK, then realise she's just trying on her new shoes Quote
I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! Posted May 14, 2003 Posted May 14, 2003 31. Is it in yet...... 31a. I'm not sure, I'll just slip my hand in and find out Quote
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