Derbyshire news headlines !!!!!

[aeg]

Light fingered Chesterfield female steals coat from pub !!!  The poor innocent owner left out in the cold  please keep a close eye on your belongings around this person  

take care 

[Julie Hall - WSCC AO Representative]

I don't know her but she looks very shifty, rumour has it she has been known to wear several coats at once 

[Julie Hall - WSCC AO Representative]

@aeg Glen says 'he would have returned the jacket anyway, it was at least 2 sizes too big for him' his lithe physique can be seen on the other post 

[aeg]

@Julie Hall - WSCC AO Representative  looked like he could do with borrowing a bra!  it’s a large jacket to get my broad shoulders in  to take all the abuse I get from my Westfield friends 

[Captain Colonial]

It’s a diversion.  I think you’ll find the cakes are gone as well.