Fat Albert Posted February 5, 2004 Share Posted February 5, 2004 1. Acupuncture is a jab well done 2. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine. 3. A backward poet writes inverse. 4. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 5. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. 6. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. 7. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 8. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. 9. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. 10. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway.) 11. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. 12. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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