DonPeffers Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 27 oct 2020 https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-boots-test-covid-cost-store-cases-latest-b1337539.html 3rd Open comment at foot of article.......................... "Samenleving1 day ago Hello Independent peoples. Borat Sagdiyev here. Did you know that Kazakhstan makes very very good Covid tests. Cheap, of course, but very very effective. Our glorious leader can provide three options. All Positive, All Negative, and Mixed to provide the result you need to justify the next lockdown measures you have already decided to impose for good health of British peoples. If you are thinking that Trump will win US election, then yours truly Borat Sagdiyev will be your point of contact with Kazakhstan Ministry of Virus Testing Kit Production (ten per cent for the Big Guy!). However, if Joe Biden wins, I will be pulled apart by cows chasing turnips. In this event, you will need to call Kenes Rakishev, who will be your "introducer" to Karim Massimov who will be new strong man leader of Kazakh nation according to agreement with Joe and Hunter Biden. If you do not believe me, the photo of the four of them appeared last week in the new American newspaper of record, the New York Post, under headline "Photo shows Joe Biden meeting Hunters alleged business partner from Kazakhstan". Google will show you. Also, if Biden wins and I am torn apart by cows, my daughter Tutar, almost sixteen now, hopes to become next Kayleigh McEnany and lecture women of White House press corps on how to touch their vagines. This is job Hunter promised her, if she will just go through with the titty enlargement. He is honourable man." Posted in private members section in case comment problematic. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Kinder (Bagpuss) - Joint Peak District AO Posted October 27, 2020 Share Posted October 27, 2020 @DonPeffers I've moved it here, as members, isn't really the right place. If you're concerned about it offending, then perhaps don't post it at all? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonPeffers Posted October 28, 2020 Author Share Posted October 28, 2020 Thanks Ian. Borat's humour can be near the knuckle but even Kazakhstan has now warmed to him as tourism boosted. Sensibilities vary and if anyone is offended please do give feedback. What should go in members only section? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian Kinder (Bagpuss) - Joint Peak District AO Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Quote What should go in members only section? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted October 28, 2020 Share Posted October 28, 2020 Not offended. But not a fan of Borat, or anything Sacha Baron Cohen does. I'd rather watch/listen to paint dry... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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