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Relocation, Relocation


Chris Elworthy

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Watched relocation relocation (8PM Ch4 tonight) for my fix of posh podgy totty Kirstie Allsopp, to discover Steve from Milton Keynes trying to find a "crash-pad" in Bristol and a Horsey type place in Wales.

Major necessity was a garage for his Westfield - swept wing / narrow body / burgundy colour.

Was that you ?

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Nope not me Chris  :D  :devil:  :D
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I can now  :D  :D  :D left leg still very numb though  :D  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :blush:

I unfortunateley watched Grand Designs about 2 idiots with more money than sense living in some converted violin factory in central London spending +£30,000.00 on a kitchen top  :durr:  :bangshead:  :D  :durr:  :D

And guess what - they cocked up planning with using a more modern brick even though their spec noted otherwise and spent over a mill and ended up living in what looked like an old factory with some glazing, lights and skylights  :durr:  :durr:

:D

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Yes but in the real world its

2 idiots with more money than sense living in some converted violin factory
whatever city  :D  :devil:  ;)

I just love those programs  :D  :D keeps me busy from time to time  :devil:  :D  :devil:  :D

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spending +£30,000.00 on a kitchen top  :durr:  :bangshead:  :D  :durr:  :D

It was £34,000 just for the cooker... ???

more money than sense me thinks... and what the f### do they want six toilets for when there's only 2 of them... ???

and was it me or did she most definatley wear the trousers?

strange folk these londoners...  :p   :oops:   :D

that will wake Blatman up........ TAXI!  :D

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strange folk these londoners...

that will wake Blatman up

You've got it wrong matey. Londoners are fine, it's the rest of the country that's strange.

Just realised, I'm being called strange by someone who lives in/near Lincolnshire/Norfolk......sheesh....  :D:D:p:p

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:D:D:D

I actually quite liked the conversion, in a strange, modern chic type of way, whether it was worth the £1.2 million to convert it is another question altogether... then theres the £400k to buy the building in the first place!!!

ps: south lincolnshire, i escaped from north cambridgeshire!!! some might say i was kicked out... :D

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Kinda whish I'd seen it now. I was dipping in and out of Relocation Reloaction whilst reading.

I was quite taken aback at just how much land they got for the money. I'd be tempted to buy something like that myself, except

A) Blatgirl would almost certainly NOT let me tarmac a large area for dough nuts, nor let me build a *ahem* perimeter road, and

B) It's Wales, fer chris' sakes.........

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Normally watch these, as it gives me something to dream about, but I was round my brothers shooting some pool.

I often wish I knew some of these grand design people, so I could assist them in reducing their bank balances.  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:

Was amazed by the city P.A. who swindled her bosses out of millions, without them knowing. :0  :0  :0  :0 £1.2 million from one bosses personal account and then £3.3 million from her next boss. Only rummbled when the 2nd boss thought there was a bit less in his account than there should have been. :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:

Almost makes you think they deserved it :0  :0  :0  :0

David

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B) It's Wales, fer chris' sakes.........

Oi!!! :sheep:  :sheep:

Wasn't me either!!

Can't believe I watched 90% of programme and missed the westy!!! :(

Me to, I nipped out to make a brew & came back in & they were talking about seperating the garage so his car was OK, I asked the missus & she said dunno.  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :bangshead:  :zzz:

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:D:D:D

Was her husband (the dutch fella) a Drug Dealer or Porn King, I don't whish to Steriotype any nationalities :p   Sorry maybe he's a Dimond smuggeler. :suspect:

Even worse...he was a banker :devil:  :devil:

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