neilb Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies: 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians. 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians. 3. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians. 4. The Italians drink large amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians. 5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British, or Canadians. 6. The Polish drink a lot of Vodka, eat a lot of perogies, cabbage rolls and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans, Australians, British or Canadians. CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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studbuckle Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 After my lunch of cold chicken, tomatoes and grapefruit.... I need that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 classic!!! my sides have split Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7SE Posted January 20, 2004 Share Posted January 20, 2004 Ich wurde nicht English sprechen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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