zoso Posted January 17, 2004 Share Posted January 17, 2004 Found this in my inbox sent by my biker uncle about a year or two ago..... A man appears before the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks. "Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers. "Once I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground, and told him, "Leave her alone now or you'll answer to me.'" St. Peter was impressed.......... "When did this happen?" "A couple of minutes ago." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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