Fat Albert Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had any sex (or a date for that matter), for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her. She decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates." The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease???" Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied: "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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