Phssthpok Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 ......a man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" "Chilli," she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten." Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied the biker. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl. The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too." ......my leather jacket and crash helmet please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted January 15, 2004 Share Posted January 15, 2004 David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phssthpok Posted January 15, 2004 Author Share Posted January 15, 2004 :cool:and for the following day try THIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin Keene Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Classic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Phssthpok you have far too much time on your hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilwillis Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 Wonder if they do a bespoke service? WSCC logo turd twister anyone? Or shall I just get my coat now and save the recriminations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted January 16, 2004 Share Posted January 16, 2004 :cool:and for the following day try THIS Oh Man!! It bought tears to my eyes.............and that was just reading about it. Loved the spaghetti insert David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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