chazpowerslide Posted January 14, 2004 Share Posted January 14, 2004 Why the Pizza Hut Ice Cream Factory must be Female. It's very tempremental. It never seems to do what you want it to. You regularly fill it full of cream and you still don't get what you want. It makes moaning noises if it's not been used for a while. Once you've had a go it gets all wet and sticky. Nobody seems to know how to turn it on. Only one in ten knows how to service it properly. It dribbles after it's been used. It's more fun when it's coverd in chocolate. It blows out a lot of hot air. It requires a lot of attention for relativly little return. It costs a lot to run No matter how much you get you allways want more. It has numerous buttons but nobody seems to knows exactly what they do. It periodacally requires large sums of money money spending on it to keep it going. You have to keep it lubricated with KY jelly to ensure it works smoothly. Just when you started to get what you wanted it turns it's self off. It gets a bit smelly if its vital bits hav'nt been cleaned out for a few days. Chaz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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