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Eggs vs Covid 19.


John Dolan - Wirral & North Wales AO

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Let's lighten the mood with some egg jokes. I'll start.

 

I've had an eggcellent day, eggstremely rewarding with some eggcentric friends.

 

Just watch the spell checker, it can be eggcessivly annoying.

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I think the yolk's on you....

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John’s finally cracked! 

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43 minutes ago, Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) said:

Now Craig, that’s un oeuf.

 

Omlettin that one go Geoffrey

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I'm gonna have to poach all of these naff jokes for my next stand up.... I reckon they'll eggspell me from the guild.....

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There's something wrong with my browser. These messages all seem to be a little scrambled...

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I passed des other day in is duratek westy

He was left with egg on his face and i am not yolking

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You lot are going to have to shell out for some new material.....

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Not sure if @Barnsley John is doing egg jokes or if that's just his normal spelling, hard (boiled) to tell really....

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Now now creiag a meen craig

My phone is so old there is no spellchecker

So you should be able to spell ok on yours no excuses

 

And i crack the yokes around here

was that spelt

Eggaccly correct

and now i am going to eggzit good night

 

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