Eggs vs Covid 19.

[John Dolan - Wirral & North Wales AO]

Let's lighten the mood with some egg jokes. I'll start.

 

I've had an eggcellent day, eggstremely rewarding with some eggcentric friends.

 

Just watch the spell checker, it can be eggcessivly annoying.

[CraigHew]

I think the yolk's on you....

[Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup)]

Now Craig, that’s un oeuf.

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman)]

John’s finally cracked! 

[CraigHew]

43 minutes ago, Geoffrey Carter (Buttercup) said:

Now Craig, that’s un oeuf.

 

Omlettin that one go Geoffrey

[Nemesis]

I'm gonna have to poach all of these naff jokes for my next stand up.... I reckon they'll eggspell me from the guild.....

[Alan France]

Everyone stop egging him on.

[Blatman]

There's something wrong with my browser. These messages all seem to be a little scrambled...

[Barnsley John]

Eggceptional post

[Barnsley John]

Eggcept we had herd them before

[Barnsley John]

I passed des other day in is duratek westy

He was left with egg on his face and i am not yolking

[Barnsley John]

I was eggcited when i did that to him

 

[Nemesis]

You lot are going to have to shell out for some new material.....

[CraigHew]

Not sure if @Barnsley John is doing egg jokes or if that's just his normal spelling, hard (boiled) to tell really....

[Barnsley John]

Now now creiag a meen craig

My phone is so old there is no spellchecker

So you should be able to spell ok on yours no excuses

 

And i crack the yokes around here

was that spelt

Eggaccly correct

and now i am going to eggzit good night