chazpowerslide Posted January 9, 2004 Share Posted January 9, 2004 A newly married Philipino bride with little English language was keen to learn as many words as fast as possible for her English groom now that she had started her new life in England. Any words that she had heard during the day and was unsure of she would ask her husband for a definition for upon his return home from work each evening. When her husband came home from work one day she was keen to get the definition of a word she had heard on TV during the day. "What is penis?" she asks her husband. Thinking that showing her what a penis is rather trying to explain would be easier, the husband quickly strips off Smiling he points to his manhood and says "penis" "Oh" says the wife understanding creeping across her face "Penis same as dangler only smaller!" Hat and coat on and running for the nearest un-guarded exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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