Buzz Billsberry Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 > >According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until they give birth in the Spring. Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-assed man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost! But women ain't clever enough to realise when they've had their christmas jumpers pulled over their eyes Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilwillis Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Well, you learn something new every day! Does this perhaps mean that Rudolf is actually just dressed up in drag for the festive season? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted December 21, 2003 Share Posted December 21, 2003 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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