Timo Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 The following are replies that have been included on Child Support Agency (UK) forms in the section for listing father's details: Regarding the identity of the father of my twins. Child A was Fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks I don't know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels.Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area and see if he's had it replaced. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again. I cannot tell you the name of child A's dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic Implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by country please advise. [Name given] is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs? From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a programme about eggs earlier in the evening. If I'd have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at[address given] mine might have remained unfertilised. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david.c Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Regarding the identity of the father of my twins. Child A was Fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night. David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. roflmao I like these two best You sure these are for real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i know about eight people who work for the CSA, their office is five minutes from where i work, have heard worse things than these from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i know about eight people who work for the CSA, their office is five minutes from where i work, have heard worse things than these from them. You must be joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrustyjust Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 my work colleague had the csa chasing after him for 'unpaid monies' for his daughter.After a wrangle for 3 months,they told him they were going to remove the monies due for the last 3 years from his wages etc.He replied that she was now 23 and had been working for 5 years and he knows that because she still lived with him.Always on the ball...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilwillis Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i know about eight people who work for the CSA, their office is five minutes from where i work, have heard worse things than these from them. OK then, lets see a greatest hits compilation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 next time i see one i'll try and get a list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neilwillis Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 By the look of your avatar, I guess you and the CSA are old acquaintances? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S8ight Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i'm not. but a mate of mine had a run in with them that lasted for almost four years he ended up taking them to The European Court Of Human Rights, shafted them, got his payments reduced from £95.00 per week to £9.00 and got all the extra money paid back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Seabrook Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 i'm not. but a mate of mine had a run in with them that lasted for almost four years he ended up taking them to The European Court Of Human Rights, shafted them, got his payments reduced from £95.00 per week to £9.00 and got all the extra money paid back Oh how satisfying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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