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no no no ... if you want a really cr ;) p xmas joke ...

Darth Vader turns to Luke Skywalker

" ... I know what you are getting for christmas ... " in Darth Vader's voice - go on try :suspect:

" how's that then ? " said Luke

:xmas:  :xmas:  :xmas:

" I felt your presents "

:devil:  :durr:  :blush:

read it out then the final spelling doesn't matter :xmas:  ???

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So that's all the children of the world offended, all sci fi anoraks, most of the islamic world, all infirm and disabled and those not into innuendo's and double entendre (Americans & Germans)  :devil:  :devil:  :devil:  :D  :sheep:  :down:  :D  :cool:

Large bus on its way  :D  :D  :D  :xmas:  :xmas:

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We've still got these guys to go:

:blues:

We've covered most of the other major religions.

Andy

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Happy Hanakah  :blues:  :blues:  :blues:  :D  "If I were a Rich Man ........ diddle dum"  :D  :xmas:
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Happy Hanakah  :blues:  :blues:  :blues:  :D  "If I were a Rich Man ........ diddle dum"  :D  :xmas:

Wasn't Hanakah the front women :love:  :love: in Treasure Hunt in the 80's what a botty!! :D

Buzz :D

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Your speeling just don't get any better does it Buzz  :D  :D  :xmas:  :xmas:  :devil:  :D
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:devil:  :devil:  :D  :sheep:  :sheep: and a merry Christmas to your goodself Mr B  :D  :D  :xmas:  :devil:  :xmas:
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Ok here's a sadam joke for you

Today America anounced that it was not Sadam they found on Sunday,

but the newly crowned Irish hide and seek champion who had been lost since 1959

 :D  :D  :D

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You can borrow my coat ;)

Anyone found borrowing anyone elses coat will be barred from the club for life!

I have lots of coats, lots of nice colours!

:p  :p  :p  :p  :p

:blues:  :blues:  :blues:  :blues:

My life already Oivay!

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