Buzz Billsberry Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Riding the favourite at Cheltenham, a jockey was well ahead of the field. Suddenly he was hit on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages. He managed to keep control of his mount and pulled back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers, a can of spam and a dozen mince pies as he went over the last fence. With great skill he managed to steer the horse to the front of the field once more when, on the run in, he was struck on the head by a bottle of sherry and a Christmas pudding. Thus distracted, he managed only a second placing. He immediately went to the stewards to complain that he had been seriously hampered!!. I Thank You Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steppenwolf Posted December 20, 2001 Share Posted December 20, 2001 Teee heeeee!! I really did laugh at that, I love the unexpected ... Good God, my secretary has just invited me to join her in the broom cupboard - as I said earlier, I ..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul Hurdsfield - Joint Manchester AO Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 I should have read the topic header properly I was expecting some Christmas tits not titters :0 Maybe Kylie with em out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Paul - just wait a while you're sure to see a tit or two before the New Year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westy Posted December 21, 2001 Share Posted December 21, 2001 Especially if your going to work parties its almost tradition for the ladies nowadays to.......apparently :0 Westy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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