Jan Coombes Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 20 PM all English women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in patio chairs in front of their house to prove they are not Taliban, demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all English women. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. The UK Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity. God bless England! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Errrrm, I know it's a little off thread Jan and I've been meaning to ask (but never previously got round to it) but what is that blue thing in what looks like a frozen duck pond? (In your avitar.) Or am I going to be told to do a search to find out ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted January 9, 2003 Share Posted January 9, 2003 Right click the mouse button on avatar and you'll get this http://www.stevecarter.com/ooops/ooopsscoobie.jpg Maybe a Scooby after some ice skating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jan Coombes Posted January 9, 2003 Author Share Posted January 9, 2003 Cool hey. Its not mine. I know my scoobys green Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
furtive Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 All the ooopsies are here Oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chazpowerslide Posted January 10, 2003 Share Posted January 10, 2003 Furtive, thanks for that LOL. My favorite is the 55mph sign Closely followed by the horse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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