I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 …woke at 7:15 this morning to the sound of birds singing and a pleasant breeze rustling against the ivy. Sprang out of bed and pulled the curtains aside to be met by a stunning Oxfordshire winter’s morn. The sun is shining, the sky is blue and the temperature is t-shirt warm. Over a breakfast of oaked smoked bacon, scrambled eggs and lashings of hot, buttered toast I plan my day in the Westfield. Even the wife’s smile says that she’ll be joining me in the shower. ….does life get any better than this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 Even the wife’s smile says that she’ll be joining me in the shower. I assume you mean the shower you enjoy because you've left your hood at home, and you've just crossed into the Northamptonshire border 'COS ITS P*SSING DOWN HERE ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 you've just crossed into the Northamptonshire border 'COS ITS P*SSING DOWN HERE ! ....which is why I seldom leave the dreaming spires of Oxfordshire. ......look on the bright side, Chris, you could live up north ......or in Essex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeff oakley Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 okay you have my attention so does chapter two include the shower scene? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 .....yes, three scenes in the shower, one in the bed and the encore on the kichen table. ......and, all before lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 and was lunch dinner for two (number 69 on the Menu) and did you get sloppy seconds ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 ....which is why I seldom leave the dreaming spires of Oxfordshire. Whereabouts in Oxon are you ? I work in Banbury - if you fancy a sunset Blat in the Summer ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I AM NOT A NUMBER!!! Posted December 29, 2002 Author Share Posted December 29, 2002 I work in Banbury - if you fancy a sunset Blat in the Summer ! Chris, I live in Oxford (Cowley) and have a job that allows me to blat whenever I want, so I'm up for it. Give me a ring on the mobile: 07788754352, when the weather warms up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neo Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 look on the bright side, Chris, you could live up north aye it could i live in Durham and its not stopped p******** down since 28th lunch time and its lashing it down now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with no name Posted December 29, 2002 Share Posted December 29, 2002 aye it could i live in Durham and its not stopped p******** down since 28th lunch time and its lashing it down now Durham, where’s that then? Didn't Roger Whittaker sing about a place called Durham Town? Or it could have been Maria Whittaker; both big tits if I recall. Neo, do yourself an favour and move down to the warm climes of Oxford and be guaranteed 50 weeks of sub-tropical bliss each and every year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted December 30, 2002 Share Posted December 30, 2002 50 weeks sub tropical bliss ! Sounds like Blackbird Leys by the Sea ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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