make up !

[jeff oakley]

I was on a business trip in Sheffield last Thursday and in the hotel there was a works do. They ladies who were coming in were,how can I put this, ah yes pigs in lipstick. The make up was applied with a shovel. They were poured into dresses and the orange look seemed to be high fashion. They must have had magic mirrors that made them see differently.

They asked us to go in as they were short of men (I am 55 and have not weathered well) so you can imagine how desperate they were. Only way I would have gone in there is with a whip and chair.

 

Anyway, the only time I wore makeup was when I went to a fancy dress, where I dressed as a woman and my wife dressed as a school girl, which was her uniform that she had just stopped wearing. She did my make up beautifully and with my perm i looked surprisingly good. It was when I got in the car with my stilletoes on that I realised that I needed petrol, so I went to the station filled up went into the shop and not one eyebrow was raised whilst I paid, which was a worry to me as clearly walking in high heels was no problem and I obviously did not look like a man in make up.

 

And before anyone asks there are foutunately no pictures.

 

 

 

[Norman Verona]

But we can use our imaginations.

[bhouse]

And before anyone asks there are foutunately no pictures.

That you know about.

Yet....

[Captain Colonial]

Oh, I wouldn't be too sure about that if I were SteveD - meet Miss Cheshire 2013:

 

 

Be grateful I didn't stick that on Mankini Man.

 

Highly tempted to use my powers for evil and make that his avatar.

 

I was also tempted to use the hair from a Playboy Bunny Girl, Pat from East Enders or Bet Lynch from Coronation Street, but the latter would have been too close facially.

[alexander72]

My Steve you look sooo pretty!!!

[alexander72]

I might get that made into a vinyl and put on the side of my car for next season :-) PMSL   :d  

[peet]

I laugh at the shaved off eyebrows which are then drawn back on again!

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Sailors everywhere quiver with fear...

[Captain Colonial]

I thought the beauty mark on his cheek was a nice touch.

 

If you click on the photo, it makes it bigger and you can see his eyelashes.

 

But you can also see he looks like Les Dawson in drag.

[John Williams (Panda) - Joint Manchester AO]

i think you are missing the tramp stamp

[User0083]

I'm sure I woke up next to miss Cheshire a fair few years ago... Oktoberfest 2003... €1 a stein of good German beer... Challenge was a stein an hour. 6 hours was all I lasted and I'm sure it was miss Cheshire in my bed next to me in the morning!

[XTR2Turbo]

About 10 years ago I was doing some interviewing for graduate intake. One of the applicants was called Susan England.

It was about 15 minutes after when she should have arrived so I rang reception incase she was sitting there. One if the not to bright security guards answered the phone

Bear in mind we used to get a fair few high profile visitors.

Me

Has Miss England arrived in reception yet?

Guard.

After a slight pause ... Nope

Me

Are you sure about that?

Guard

Look. If miss England had walked through reception I can assure you I would know about it.

I never did get to interview miss England :/)

;-)

[s2rrr]

By my count that's two out of the cupboard joining Tom the Diver and a few on the turn. Are we manning up or wearing makeup this Christmas. Coming from East Cheshire we have loads of orange women with way to much make up but some are naturally beautiful and for men of a certain age as long as they have a pulse is generally enough.

 

Steve what are you doing to us.

 

Bob

[SteveD]

By my count that's two out of the cupboard joining Tom the Diver and a few on the turn. Are we manning up or wearing makeup this Christmas. Coming from East Cheshire we have loads of orange women with way to much make up but some are naturally beautiful and for men of a certain age as long as they have a pulse is generally enough.

 

Steve what are you doing to us.

 

Bob

i seem to be getting in touch with my femanine side ,whatever that is

[s2rrr]

Well if I could stretch round to it I might myself. On that note I'm out, finished work now just some mad shopping to do and wine to drink. Steve not to bothered if you do come out just look after yourself, does Bev know about your pink side.

 

Bob