make up !

[SteveD]

well i had one of my to deep in thought moments last night

 

women and make up , why do they wear make up, some look very nice with make up on and still look stunning without it ,some are pig ugly without it and still look like pigs in wigs with it on

 

plastering that greasy crap all over your face cant be good for you

 

but why feel the need to wear it in the first place , blokes dont feel the need to wear it (well some do but there just wierd) i could name some propa wierd ones ,but i can honestly say i have never thought about it ,well im slightly chubby  allways have facial hair and im a scruffy b******* so dont think i would suit make up anyway ,though i may try some eye liner for a laugh  

[alexander72]

Steve,  Add some blusher too and see if the garage gets busier.... I can imagine your customers saying "we come back to MAB cos you're so pretty"

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Hark, is that the distant sound of a banjo playing...

 

 

[Norman Verona]

I agree, a relation of mine wears very bright red lipstick applied with a paint brush. She looks ridiculous. Says her husband likes it like that. As I don't think he's looked at her since they got married how would he know!

 

HM puts a bit of light lipstick on and some face blusher to stop herself looking like aunt Sally.

[AdamR]

I'd really like to get inside your brain for an hour or so Steve, must be a wonderful place

[Captain Colonial]

Steve,  Add some blusher too and see if the garage gets busier.... I can imagine your customers saying "we come back to MAB cos you're so pretty"

 

Oh God, make-up and a mankini... even I'm not brave enough to Photoshop that.

[alexander72]

Scott, I saw you had posted and was hoping you had photoshpped the diplofat

[Captain Colonial]

James, I have a feeling if I did that the club members would be at the front door with pitchforks and torches...

[Benzo]

Hi Steve, thinking deep...

I've still got your address, I'll pop you over some guy liner to try at the weekend!!

[Stuart]

I'm always very puzzled by those ladies (and a few blokes too) who think that having an orange-coloured face looks good.  I once (and only once) went out with some eyeshadow on - but it was the middle of the '70s glam rock era and I was trying to look like David Bowie.  Needless to say I failed miserably and just looked like a prat. 

[SteveD]

[XTR2Turbo]

I saw the topic and thought oh no you'd fallen out with someone.

[Wile E. Coyote]

I'd really like to get inside your brain for an hour or so Steve, must be a wonderful place

 

Braver man than me.

[User0083]

I've been out with girls that pile it on, comes off to reveal oily and slightly spotty skin. Well clearly adding makeup makes their skin bad. So it comes off, some special cleaner goes on. In the morning more paint stripped is applied before base coat, primer and paint.

And Steve acts like he knows nothing when for most of his life, stripping, cleaning, prepping and painting is all he's done!

[blue ass fly]

Sounds like there could be a few amongst us that are " light on their feet"