Chris Elworthy Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Pre-registered for speed series in 2003. Be gentle with me, I'm a (big) virgin. Anyone know any good diets ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Navin Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Burgers, Stella, Bacon Cobs and more Stella work for the rest of us. Or join the Lardy Libra class. Cue Mark on the nominations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Burgers, Stella, Bacon Cobs and more Stella work for the rest of us Rob dont judge everyone by your own (high ?) standards anyway doesnt a beige car make u look slimmer....? Rubble (remember the scales never lie)just tell little porkies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Niff Teedell Posted November 1, 2002 Share Posted November 1, 2002 Anyone know any good diets ? High colonic enemas and a full body wax always work for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DickieB Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Don't forget to remove surplus organs - I got rid of my appendix last year hence my amazing speed this year!!!!! And it was free!!! Richard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Don't panic Chris - as Rob says the lardy Libre class is going strong - welcome aboard - let the lightweights have all their surplus organs removed - Dickie B weighs as much as my left leg Winter diets will consist of real ale and curry - "Ballast by Balti" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Navin Posted November 2, 2002 Share Posted November 2, 2002 Barny. I do hope that your not trying to suggest that I have got standards !!! New lightweight bodywork arived today and I look even slimmer with that. Is there any chance of getting an "I'm with Lardy" smiller? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ken.robson Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Having met you at Donington I would say that Colonic Irrigation will do wonders for you. Ken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Rob, I know your standards,anyway i thought you were still on bail for your last offence....... i know ,i know she swore she was sixteen.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 i know ,i know she swore she was sixteen.... No...... she just swore Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob Navin Posted November 3, 2002 Share Posted November 3, 2002 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elworthy Posted November 6, 2002 Author Share Posted November 6, 2002 So, having declared my intention to try and compete with you hardened professionals next year, the top tips to be a speed series winner are: a) Eat significant amounts of industrial strength Balti and Chips b) Self mutilation c) Divest one's self of any morals or standards that may diminish your animal antics on the track or close vicinity. d) Pay good money to have yer "Gary Glitter" Jet-Washed Think I can manage most of those, now where shalli put my trophy cabinet........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted November 6, 2002 Share Posted November 6, 2002 Looks like you've got all the right attributes to be a worthy champion We've got a total of 48 trophies to give out at this years awards evening - 2003 should be a similar amount. Better make it a BIG trophy cabinet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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