j,donavan Posted July 14, 2002 Share Posted July 14, 2002 listen and listen carefully mr billsberry i have waited a long time to get her back i have loved her all along you dont know how to look after a girl like kylie you northern monkey it all started from the day's when i had my mullet she loved it those long blond locks i had ,you could not please her i know you couldn't dog breath if you want to see her again watch this space ,and dont uppset me all the years of drug abuse has shortend my tollerence levels and getting run over by that bus was the last straw :angry:not to mention the technicolour dream coat thing ! b*******! dont worry peter i will see she is ok ! i dont know blaming mr d when it was me ,see ya later northern monkey,he he he he he he Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 oh dear blueberry ,you better look after that carrot ,try pickling it still it wont look so nice with a jam jar on your roll bar with a carrot in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 What R yr demands u drug crazed junky?. U have till friday 120 to return Kylie to me @ Mallory I have informed the president and he has recalled the war cabinet with his chiefs of staff . 4 satellites and 2 stealth bombers are currently circling yr Padded cell at the drug rehab centre. Be careful that tea pot in yr rebiltation cell could be bugged or could there be a special forces trooper in there?!!! Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 blueberry calm down be nice to jason looks like if you upset him you won't see her again Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 Pete, Whilst on my cross country journey from Jockhill to Hairywood, I sadly was unable to spot any clues to Kylies abductors No clues had been left on their Jockhill escape Upon reaching the Midlands I broke the sad news to Bromsgrove The Donkey - he sends his regards and asked if he can have the carrot once you have finished with the phorensic tests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 This is all too much I'm booking in to a clinic for rehab Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 yup you better the way you were going on at the weekend ,you would think you had lost a million quid not a f****n doll , sorry kylie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Billsberry Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 She is not a doll she is part of my life we've been every where 2 gether Greece,Malta,Spain,Turkey(scum)USA,Mexico,Bradford,Cadwell,Milton Keynes and Knockhill and now she is in Winsford no doubt havin' some device inserted into her Buzz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 15, 2002 Share Posted July 15, 2002 sad very sad if you look at the clues you gimp you will see it is not me only a northern monkey would miss the clues in the words of mr jason donavan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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