SteveD Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 I DONT KNOW IF YOU NOTICED BUT MR WELSH BOY DID NOT COME STRAIGHT FROM LYDEN TO THREE SISTERS HE CALLED AT HOME STRANGE TO TAKE SUCH A BIG DETOUR UNLESS HE WAS MISSING THE LOCAL TALLENT ( SHEEP ) OR NOW THAT HIS MISSES HAS MOVED IN HIS HE UNDER STRICT ORDERS HMMMMMMMMMMM I WONDER THE BIG GIRL PUT HER IN HER PLACE MAN TAKE A LEAF OUT OF ASH'S BOOK IF SHE DOESN'T DO AS SHES TOLD, THREATEN TO SELL HER CAT'S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm Posted July 7, 2002 Share Posted July 7, 2002 Smiffy did a very noble thing today, he lent his gas van to a fellow countryman so as he could tow his car home after a bad off at 3 Sisters. Mind you, having looked at said gas van and the badly damaged Westy I think I would have taken my chances in the Westy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 7, 2002 Author Share Posted July 7, 2002 errrrrrrm me to can't help but think what crossed the poor guy's mind when he saw the tube of ky jelly in smiffy's door pocket , lets just hope he didn't abuse smiffys sheep that he keeps for emergencies in the back poor poor sheep bet the bloke couldn't help himself when he heard the bleating lets just hope he didn't catch that dose of genital warts that smiffy's trying to get rid of oerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsmiffy's genitals don't mind the warts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smithy Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 good evening p*** taking cheshire types. did you see what was in the back of the van when Nick H returned it. well b******* me if it wasnt the one that i couldnt catch saturday night! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 did you give it a good seeing to welsh boy !you little bundle of uncontrolable love ,i must say you were like a walking hormone at three sisters ,glad you wre the other side of the paddock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Need a new tube yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 oop's or was it sloppy seconds ooooooooooo errrrrrrrrrrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Still warm then ................. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 oh god thats terrible just think of the jelly eals still dribbling out kerrrrrrrrrrrr white jelly eals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Way toooooooooooooooooooo much detail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 or even out of its mouth orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr god nooooooo no neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed ;)the welsh are disgusting poor poor sheep it will need counciling surley after all that abuse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Homer D Doooh did it again Steve D Why do I associate with you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted July 8, 2002 Author Share Posted July 8, 2002 errrrrrrrrrrrr because you love me shhhhhhhhh keep it quiete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arm Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 Homey No its just that I'm training to be a professional psychologist and you are good subject matter for my thesis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Stanton Posted July 8, 2002 Share Posted July 8, 2002 You got your work cut out there Ash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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