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Lets just do away with cows. Then all nagging women can be sent to factories and get milked instead.

Think of the benefits. The country side wouldn't smell of crap and us men can benefit from a quiet time

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Filfan thats a brave statement !!!

 

 

Scott, middle name Falcon, when you going to save the Penguins ? all that Chocolate what a waste

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But I like penguins particularly the chocolate on the outside 

Long live penguins

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No, that's perfect - my solution processes the burps, and we sell them the pats. :t-up:

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There are penguins in boulder bay, simons town, capetown,SA

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No, that's perfect - my solution processes the burps, and we sell them the pats. :t-up:

 

Just making sure you have thought this through - who will collect all the pats?

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Either an enterprising soul with special cow pat collection trucks, or the owner of the cow, depending on price per pat.

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Scott 

You deserve a pat on the back for these clever ideas

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Just turned the central heating down a couple of clicks that ought to fix things :t-up:

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Filfan thats a brave statement !!!

It is but just think if the benefits.

Reduce global warming

Stop the mrs nagging

See a massive reduction in teenage pregnancy

Stop people having kids to get benefits

More land available to grow crops for bio fuel

Might lay off the corn flakes and coffee though

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