pistonbroke Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 hope you didnt disturb the owls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 NO, when we filled in the holes the owl moved out and now lives in the workshop. Crapping all over the Midget. I've got it covered in a plastic sheet. Have to sweep the pellets up though. If we come back late at night it swoops down and leads us down the drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham0127 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Norm.Is it pc or even legal in France to smother a midget with a polythene sheet.? No wonder there`s sh@t everywhere,even I`d be scared if a mad Englishman chased me with a polythene sheet. PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 There's no such thing as "PC" in France. My Midget doesn't complain. If it did I'd just kick it in the nuts. Wheel nuts, that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham0127 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 As Bob Hoskins once said "it`s good to talk"... Wasn`t it from a TV advert for BT.....long time ago ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 peut-être Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graham0127 Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Norm...how come we start off talking about snow & end up talking about smothering midgets and regergitated hair and bones ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 because this is a forum. Same thing happens when we're in the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 That is why this forum title is Stuff & Nonsense. Lives up to it's name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M444TTB Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 I like having a good snow day once a year. Particularly since I bought some winter tyres a few years back! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidersurfer Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 There's no such thing as "PC" in France.. They are called gendarmes! There's another drift... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 They are called gendarmes! There's another drift... I believe the plural is "gendarmerie" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 The Gendarmarie are part of the army, they are not police so therefore not PCs. Some of the big towns have a police force who seem to ride around on bicycles writing out parking tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cidersurfer Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 Spelling argument? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaggydoo Posted January 13, 2013 Share Posted January 13, 2013 It's now snowing here in Ponte Carlo:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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