Mid life crisis Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible. I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.' Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopter and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed. One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.' To which I replied: I thought you said there was no one available. :t-up: 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveD Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 yup mention knife or gun and they will be round in a flash ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pistonbroke Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 should this be in the joke thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mid life crisis Posted January 1, 2013 Author Share Posted January 1, 2013 :d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted January 1, 2013 Share Posted January 1, 2013 I like that....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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