Round like a shot.

[Mid life crisis]

Going to bed the other night, I noticed people in my shed stealing things. I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help. They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.

 

I hung up. A minute later I rang again. 'Hello,' I said, 'I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because I've shot them.'

 

Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area plus helicopter and an armed response unit. They caught the burglars red-handed.

 

One of the officers said: 'I thought you said you'd shot them.'

 

To which I replied: I thought you said there was no one available.

 

:t-up:

[SteveD]

  yup mention knife or gun and they will be round in a flash  ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[pistonbroke]

should this be in the joke thread

[Mid life crisis]

:d

[alexander72]

I like that.......