Sunday Funny

[Nick Algar - Competition Secretary]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.  After a good meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night and went to sleep. 

 

Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.  "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see." 

 

Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars." 

 

Holmes then asked, "What does that tell you?" 

 

Watson pondered for a moment and replied,  "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, countless solar systems, and potentially billions of planets.  Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.  Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.  Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant.  Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.  What does it tell you?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Holmes was silent for a minute and then spoke.  "Watson, you dangler, some jerk has stolen our tent."

[pistonbroke]

   

[Norman Verona]

   

[mikef]

An old one but a good one

[melt]

:laugh:

[Bob Green]

         

[FILFAN]

               

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