O/t - Caffeine Shampoo?

[Captain Colonial]

Has anyone else seen the TV ads for some German caffeine-laced shampoo? Can anyone tell me just how on earth caffeine is supposed to help your hair, which is after all dead material? What's it do, stop your hair from falling asleep and make it stand straight up at attention? People will buy anything if they're gullible enough. Ridiculous!

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Is it what you use after too much beer shampoo?

[Blatman]

It's not for your hair, it's for where you used to have hair...

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

Hang on, I'm just ordering a quart....

[Captain Colonial]

If that worked, Starbucks would sell special head cups to pour espresso over your head.

[SootySport]

_{It used to be tea mixed shampoo and now coffee, trends do change.}

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

But I've just rubbed a jar of Nescafé into my scalp, you mean to tell me it's a lie!

[User0083]

This thread led my wife to inform me of a conversation she walked in on in the staff room about anal bleaching... Collar matching cuffs gone too far?

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

I've seen the ads that say Domestos is great for squirting under the rim, but I didnt think that was what they meant :o

[V8grunt]

According to the ad they have sold millions of bottles,

Perhaps the Germans are drinking it, Cheaper than Coffee

[Norman Verona]

Don't you know, the Germans do everything they're told.

I can just imagine the scene.

The board room of Fritz, Fritz and Fritz Advertising GmbH. Grandpa Fritz says, "vell son, have ve got a tvist on the hair shampoo"

Daddy Fritz says, Ve have Father, you vill like it"

Grandson Fritz chips in with "I thought ve could add some viagra to the shampoo, make the hair hard"

Grandpa "Nine, nine, it may snap off"

Daddy, "Ja, Ja, not good. Why not add some coffee, it will give it sleep deprivation"

Son, "But Daddy, we can't sell that, why not just say it's caffeine"

Grandpa "vus is dos, a clever little magelin, take a bonus Hans.

So Hans got on his knees and oopsadaisy.

[alexander72]

i cant believe "Fright" was moderated but guests reference to anal bleaching gets through....... nurses eh!!!!!

[Blatman]

But I've just rubbed a jar of Nescafé into my scalp, you mean to tell me it's a lie!

Try again, but next time don't use decaf...

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]