Captain Colonial Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Has anyone else seen the TV ads for some German caffeine-laced shampoo? Can anyone tell me just how on earth caffeine is supposed to help your hair, which is after all dead material? What's it do, stop your hair from falling asleep and make it stand straight up at attention? People will buy anything if they're gullible enough. Ridiculous! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Is it what you use after too much beer shampoo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 It's not for your hair, it's for where you used to have hair... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 Hang on, I'm just ordering a quart.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Colonial Posted November 19, 2012 Author Share Posted November 19, 2012 If that worked, Starbucks would sell special head cups to pour espresso over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SootySport Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 It used to be tea mixed shampoo and now coffee, trends do change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 But I've just rubbed a jar of Nescafé into my scalp, you mean to tell me it's a lie! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
User0083 Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 This thread led my wife to inform me of a conversation she walked in on in the staff room about anal bleaching... Collar matching cuffs gone too far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted November 19, 2012 Share Posted November 19, 2012 I've seen the ads that say Domestos is great for squirting under the rim, but I didnt think that was what they meant :o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
V8grunt Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 According to the ad they have sold millions of bottles, Perhaps the Germans are drinking it, Cheaper than Coffee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 Don't you know, the Germans do everything they're told. I can just imagine the scene. The board room of Fritz, Fritz and Fritz Advertising GmbH. Grandpa Fritz says, "vell son, have ve got a tvist on the hair shampoo" Daddy Fritz says, Ve have Father, you vill like it" Grandson Fritz chips in with "I thought ve could add some viagra to the shampoo, make the hair hard" Grandpa "Nine, nine, it may snap off" Daddy, "Ja, Ja, not good. Why not add some coffee, it will give it sleep deprivation" Son, "But Daddy, we can't sell that, why not just say it's caffeine" Grandpa "vus is dos, a clever little magelin, take a bonus Hans. So Hans got on his knees and oopsadaisy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexander72 Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 i cant believe "Fright" was moderated but guests reference to anal bleaching gets through....... nurses eh!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blatman Posted November 20, 2012 Share Posted November 20, 2012 But I've just rubbed a jar of Nescafé into my scalp, you mean to tell me it's a lie! Try again, but next time don't use decaf... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman Posted November 21, 2012 Share Posted November 21, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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