Come On, You Lot.

[Norman Verona]

We only have 23 valid guesses for the date and time of the 1 millionth post.

If you guessed and that guess is past then delete the first post and enter a new one.

COME ON, WE CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS FOR A WONDERFUL PRIZE DONATED BY THAT YANK!

[Stuart]

Done

[7sRWild]

Me to..

[Captain Colonial]

OK, I'm going to sweeten the pot...

...and increase the prize, paid for out of my own pocket...

...to 2,000,000!

Incentive enough?

[s2rrr]

Turkish whatsisnames

[Norman Verona]

2,000,000 divided by 24 is.........

Hang on.......

Shoes and socks off.....

Oh, I can't do this with 22 things, I'll get a calculator.

Hang on, it won't start, might need a new battery.....

Ah, here you go....

2,

0,

0,

0,

0,

0,

0,

/

2,

3,

=

86,956.52174 each.

OK, I'm up for it, we'll all share it.

Oh, it's 24 now. Hang on.

2,

0,

0,

0,

0,

0,

0,

/

2,

4,

-

83,333.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

That's better, Scott we'll let you keep the 24 1/3rds. That's almost 8.

[Captain Colonial]

Sorry, the prize is in one piece and can't be divided. So someone will win it all!

[Norman Verona]

Ah, OK we'll arrange it's cutting up, into slices.

[bhouse]

Is the prize a pianola?

[Captain Colonial]

Nope, thank goodness! Speaking of which, anyone seen lippydave lately? Missing his humour and style.

[Norman Verona]

no, 2 million pianolas!

I want to change my guess, I do not want a pianola!!!

[pistonbroke]

what about gorgonzolas ?

[ajpearson]

This is just a cheap ploy for more posts norman !!

[Leftfield]

I want Alaska, and Sara Palin with a gag(not a bad joke)

[Norman Verona]

AJ, yes, I can but try.