How To Recycle A Traffic Cone

[davidgh]

The Italians? And the French. Only the Anglo Saxons take this business seriously.

As a French restaurant owner famously said on the Radio 4 Today programme in the sixties when asked about French loos: "Monsieur, nous mangeons bien, vous chiez bien".

[alexander72]

i was skiing with a chap once and we were on a ski lift..... "have you farted"? i said to him. "NO" came the gruff reply. Bearing in mind this was in Alpe D'huez and the air was very clear and we were sitting on a chair lift any flatulence should not have been evident. Blaming it on the port the night before we carried on skiing.

Some 3 hours later my mate, rather red faced, just said "i'm going back to the chalet" not to be seen for another 4 hours we wandered if he was ok. Long story short - he had used a french stand up bog in the morning.... and whatever he had to do had landed in the back of his rather snazzy K2 one piece suit........

I still laugh about that to this day. :-)

[dombanks]

come on guys the germans have the oddest ones....c rap on a ledge so you can turn around and have a good look at it and then endure that moment of fear when you realise that even though you put enough water down to make a biblical flood look like a short shower it still isnt going to lift off and dissapear.

[pistonbroke]

On the question of krap jokes you can't beat the old musicians stories .........

[Norman Verona]

Brilliant, even for the umpteenth time.

Problem for our generation is they are fading fast. Reminds me of me when I was 16. Laughed my head off at Steptoe & Son but my parents just didn't get it. HELP, I'm turning into my parents.

[Norman Verona]

"Monsieur, nous mangeons bien, vous chiez bien".

Merde!

[s2rrr]

Got those type of bogs all over the middle east not good when youv'e got a dose of the threepenny bits, most have a hose which is "handy" but could never bring myself to use one. There is a definite technique to using one in anger and using one of Guy Gibsons bomb aiming devices is probably recommended. They generally stink to high heaven as well.

No thanks after 5 yearsout there I still shiver with the stench.

Bob :A***:

[Terry Everall]

French toilets are bizzare and usually whiffy

Went to St Malo large new toilets built under the city wall several years ago and was pleased to see separate entrances for men and women abut 10metres apart. Went inside and it was just one big communal bog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[alexander72]

nice Terry!!! did you see my mate Pricey in there with a ski suit full of merde.....

[Norman Verona]

I was at Nantes Ikeas and went to the loo. To get to the mens you have to pass the ladies. It was closed due to cleaning. I walked into the mens to find it full of women. The men were just standing there peeing as if the women weren't there.