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Or was he paying for it with a Ford Escort?

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Could have been a Ford Cougar!

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An Escalaid?

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Mark

As long as he don't join the cambridge lot

I'm sure that he'd be embraced for his desire to be different by such a tolerant and supportive bunch of good guys p***takers!

His silencer re-packing knowledge would surely see him become a darling of the FAQ section at least

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Has anyone managed to oops, i said a naughty word! in a Westfield? I reckon it'd be a hard in a narrow :oops::d

Does this count?

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Only if you take out the 'IN"

BTW I think you broke that :laugh:

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Well i did her in.....

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Does this count?

no that ones not a narrow :)
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But it is short and stubby....

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no that ones not a narrow :)

Narrow would of been handy

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Narrow would of been handy

Looks like you still made it fit :oops:
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Any of you weird ones had sex with Ssangyong Rodius?

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Apparently that problem goes away if you leave the engine running whilst doing the deed...

Ah Ha! A blow Job then.

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How can I ever watch air wolf again now knowing he raped it. Mr hawk would not approve. Neither wound santini. I don't even wanna know home he did that.

Must admit though he has a good idea. It's not like his mrs will moan at him for spending time in the garage. And he can always sell it for a younger model.

Would his autotrader add read

For sale my much loved vw beetle. Crusty cream upholstery. Gear gator has darkened with age. 1 careful male owner. Always polished but she can b a real dirty b1tch. Only selling as I found a newer car with twin pipes.

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Perhaps this guy should meet up with JonC regarding his silencer noise problem on his XI (see his earlier post today). I reckon there would be a few dBs knocked off after this chap had had his wicked way.... :d :d

I'll get me coat........

I think you should!! :laugh:

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