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...apparently he doesn't feel any attraction for men or women - "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Link contains naked picture of his former 'girlfriend' - you have been warned....

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html

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Ok questions to be answered are

How ?

Why ?

How again ?

and Why

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But a Ford Ranger.....

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Four and a half years old.

But the old ones are the good ones.

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I've had sex 'in' quite a few cars but never 'with' them... can't remember which was the most uncomfortable but it would be between an original Mini 850 and a Hillman Imp :oops: reclining seats were a huge improvement for me before I got my own place :d

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His overall appearance would limit his sexual partners considerably :p :p :p

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Perhaps this guy should meet up with JonC regarding his silencer noise problem on his XI (see his earlier post today). I reckon there would be a few dBs knocked off after this chap had had his wicked way.... :d :d

I'll get me coat........

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Does he do it when the engine is hot or cold, do passengers slip out of their seats, is he not well, and does he need a check up from the neck up.

One thing for sure i wouldn't let him near any of my motors :laugh:

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Certainly don't let your Westy out of your site with him around - you don't want it violated...

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More reasons to hide your Westfield from people like this:-

"There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving."

"There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them."

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Quite clearly not dead right in the head there, however, so long as he is doing no harm I dont really see it effects me.

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but it affects the cars. They hate him slobbering all over them!

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Hey, there's enough people on here who show lots of love to their cars...we really should be trying to recruit him

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But we don't kiss and cuddle them. DO WE?

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But we don't kiss and cuddle them. DO WE?

I kissed mine once - but then I took a cold shower and felt much better :d

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