robo1968 Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 ...apparently he doesn't feel any attraction for men or women - "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference." Link contains naked picture of his former 'girlfriend' - you have been warned.... http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2000899/Man-admits-having-sex-with-1000-cars.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajpearson Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Ok questions to be answered are How ? Why ? How again ? and Why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammy Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 But a Ford Ranger..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Four and a half years old. But the old ones are the good ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peterg Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 I've had sex 'in' quite a few cars but never 'with' them... can't remember which was the most uncomfortable but it would be between an original Mini 850 and a Hillman Imp reclining seats were a huge improvement for me before I got my own place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iain m Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 His overall appearance would limit his sexual partners considerably :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mooch Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Perhaps this guy should meet up with JonC regarding his silencer noise problem on his XI (see his earlier post today). I reckon there would be a few dBs knocked off after this chap had had his wicked way.... :d I'll get me coat........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
housebeautician Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Does he do it when the engine is hot or cold, do passengers slip out of their seats, is he not well, and does he need a check up from the neck up. One thing for sure i wouldn't let him near any of my motors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo1968 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 Certainly don't let your Westy out of your site with him around - you don't want it violated... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo1968 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 More reasons to hide your Westfield from people like this:- "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving." "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhutch Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Quite clearly not dead right in the head there, however, so long as he is doing no harm I dont really see it effects me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 but it affects the cars. They hate him slobbering all over them! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carbon-nv Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 Hey, there's enough people on here who show lots of love to their cars...we really should be trying to recruit him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norman Verona Posted October 5, 2012 Share Posted October 5, 2012 But we don't kiss and cuddle them. DO WE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robo1968 Posted October 5, 2012 Author Share Posted October 5, 2012 But we don't kiss and cuddle them. DO WE? I kissed mine once - but then I took a cold shower and felt much better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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