Countdown (Stats On First Post)

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

go on then.

[FILFAN]

Fanks

[7sRWild]

Back on the step till you learn to spell..

[Norman Verona]

No stitches needed, it's only a little scratch.

[Dave Eastwood (Gadgetman) - Club Chairman]

doh :laugh:

[7sRWild]

Come back, I'll beat you to death with the stump.....

[Norman Verona]

Well I was shaving the slots in the cover when HM came in and, as usual, made such a noise I thought there was an earthquake. So I looked up and the knife slipped. Cut through my jogging bottoms and scratched my leg.

The jogging bottoms must be 40 years old so no problem with a ventilated leg. (You didn't think I went jogging these days, did you?)

[Norman Verona]

Steve,

Come back, I'll beat you to death with the stump.....

Are we playing cricket?

[7sRWild]

That's a game involving a small red ball isn't it....just saying

[FILFAN]

Steve,

Are we playing cricket?

Then you must be LBW

[Norman Verona]

Yes, real men always play with their small red balls.

[Norman Verona]

Then you must be LBW

No, he's Steve.

[7sRWild]

The wife says I'm playing a sticky wicket

[Norman Verona]

I think we best leave it there.

[FILFAN]

You out then?