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Norman Verona

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go on then. :t-up:

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No stitches needed, it's only a little scratch.

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doh :oops::laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Come back, I'll beat you to death with the stump.....

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Well I was shaving the slots in the cover when HM came in and, as usual, made such a noise I thought there was an earthquake. So I looked up and the knife slipped. Cut through my jogging bottoms and scratched my leg.

The jogging bottoms must be 40 years old so no problem with a ventilated leg. (You didn't think I went jogging these days, did you?)

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Steve,

Come back, I'll beat you to death with the stump.....

Are we playing cricket?

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That's a game involving a small red ball isn't it....just saying

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Steve,

Are we playing cricket?

Then you must be LBW

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Yes, real men always play with their small red balls.

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Then you must be LBW

No, he's Steve.

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I think we best leave it there.

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